The best super power ever has to be the power to refill things. Think about it, your glass is empty, refill it without getting up. Your bank account empty, power to refill it. Your bed is empty of a person of your preferred gender, refill it and have some fun.
At first I was all:
Well that’s the stupidest thing I ever heard.
But then I was all like:
GENIUS! PURE UNADULTERATED GENIUS!
whenever weird shit happens to me i don’t even question it i just walk away because i will not be one of those people in the first 30 seconds of Supernatural no sir no ma’am
(via henriettemd)
if i was in a fictional universe i wouldn’t be the main character i’d probably be that friend of the main character who lacks supernatural powers or special abilities but makes up for it with sarcasm and really lame one-liners
you described Stiles.
(via nightwings-ass)
♡ you hook up with zayn. the morning after he gives you money for a cab as you’re leaving his flat. he pulls you in and kisses you quickly on the lips then whispers, “I’m probably not gonna call you later. i need you to delete my number.” then backs up into his apartment and slams the door. ♡
(via grumpyteenagers)
i accidentally messed up my life how do i start a new account
(Source: squidwurd, via grumpyteenagers)
i feel like last night taylor was just like ‘well people already hate me so much anyway so fuck it i’m just gonna do my thing’ and it was the best thing i have ever seen in my whole entire life she was so sassy the entire night i’ve been screaming for 20 hours
(via weepinghumans)
